Buzz·Posted on Mar 21, 201619 Funny Tweets About The New Stuff Apple Just Announced"Rose gold is truly the kale of iPhones."by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Philip DeFranco @PhillyD Today's Apple event should just start with Tim Cook walking out to "Fuck tha Police". 04:59 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Matt Novak @paleofuture Did Tim Cook just call his press conference a "town hall"? Is Tim Cook going to run for president? 05:03 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. James White @Signalnoise New iPhone looks dope. 06:21 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Owen Williams ⚡️ @ow wow harsh apple 04:14 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Matthew Inman @Oatmeal Ladies call me "this Apple Keynote" because I'm always puttin them to sleep 05:56 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Madison M. K. @4evrmalone Thank god my notes will be secure now. #AppleEvent 05:50 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Akshar @AksharPathak #AppleEvent 2012: A bigger screen 2013: A bigger screen 2014: AN EVEN BIGGER SCREEN 2016: A smaller screen heheh 05:44 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Ian Bogost @ibogost Rose Gold is truly the kale of iPhones. 05:33 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Sam Stryker @sbstryker soon they're gonna have an iphone that can teleport you to the moon but apple can't even get the stocks app off our phones SMH 05:45 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Adam Khan @Khanoisseur cool, cool but what's your plan for this ? #AppleEvent 05:31 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard But how will these Apple announcements affect me, a man who doesn't care? 05:51 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. rob delaney @robdelaney Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples. 05:48 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jonathan Morrison @tldtoday Apple - “4 inches is totally acceptable.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 05:32 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. John Siracusa @siracusa So…does Apple still make laptops? 06:05 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Austin Evans @austinnotduncan Apple is so committed to recycling that they're recycling the iPhone 5 design. 🔥🔥🔥 05:14 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Owen Williams ⚡️ @ow *buys iPhone SE 16GB* *shoots 5 seconds of 4k video* *OUT OF STORAGE* 05:41 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. not Jony Ive @JonyIveParody Using the iPhone SE after using the iPhone 6s Plus: #AppleEvent 05:56 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Karan Goel ☔️ @karangoel New iPad lineup + Trump Hands for scale. 06:11 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Chris Taylor @FutureBoy Most exciting things at the #AppleEvent, ranked: 1. Tim Cook elbow patches 2. Yaks! 3. iPhone Destructo 2000 bot 4. inches 06:16 PM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite