Your Chance To Spend The Night With Caroline, Jack And Bark

by Jack Baruth

Published: July 14th, 2014

your chance to spend the night with caroline jack and bark

Last year, my pals at Third Rock Events threw a brilliant rooftop party in Charlotte, NC for about five hundred of their closest friends. Even constant rain didn’t stop the show. I’m still trying to figure out how I went back to the hotel alone from that one; the women were all gorgeous and highly inebriated. Oh yeah, I remember now: because Bark made me stick around to help clean up.

Good news: the party’s on again this year. $40 for unlimited food, beer and vodka. Our own Caroline Ellis will be working as a hospitality girl. So, you know, be hospitable to her. This time it’s at Charlotte Trolley on August 9th, from 7PM to 1AM. Follow 3rd Rock on Facebook for more details. As soon as the party’s over, Bark and I will be heading to VIR to take part in an actual Guinness World Records attempt. Come hang out with us and meet some of Charlotte’s most exciting people!

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Matador on Jul 17, 2014

How did all this happen? Somebody just called one woman "tall". I've met tall women before. This never happens, though!

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- April on Jul 17, 2014
  
  Some idiot decided to allude the tall lady was a transsexual (like someone being trans is a bad thing). That and using the slur "Tranny". It went down hill from there. :/
  
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- VoGo on Jul 17, 2014
  
  @April It wasn't all down hill, April, Good for you not letting the slurs slide and trying to educate naive normcores like myself. TTAC is a better place with you contributing to it.
  
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- April on Jul 17, 2014
  
  @VoGo Thanks for saying. :) After all this I think I'm going to drink me a Margarita. lol
  
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- Slow kills on Jul 17, 2014
  
  @April Idiot? I think you owe someone an apology for your name-calling. Why such hatred and insults?
  
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- Lie2me on Jul 17, 2014
  
  @slow kills If it's true no apology is necessary, sympathy perhaps
  
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- April on Jul 18, 2014
  
  @ slow kills. My mistake. Would uncaring hater be more accurate?
  
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- Matador on Jul 18, 2014
  
  I think this thread is going downhill again. It's an article where I can go thousands of miles out of my way to have fun, and meet women. Some of these women, apparently, are tall. Big deal. (See what I did there? Good pun if I do say so...)
  
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- Slow kills on Jul 21, 2014
  
  @April Stop unleashing your self-hatred on others. It shows.
  
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VoGo on Jul 17, 2014

You are more likely to receive an apology when people like you meet the following criteria: - you are regularly insulted for living your life as you see fit, when you do nothing to bother others - you face discrimination in the work environment on a regular basis - you frequently are subject to degradation and threats of violence, just for being who you are - people just like you are beaten and even killed without cause - churches teach congregants to hate you - posters on a website focused on cars populate the message board with slurs, insults and threats of incarceration, and then act entitled and whine for an apology

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- Slow kills on Jul 21, 2014
  
  I was offering some people an out before two week vacations start occurring for the uncivil side. http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/terms-of-service/ Taking hints seems not to be their strong point.
  
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- April on Jul 30, 2014
  
  @slow kills Again, it would be nice if their was some moderation but to me it is scary to know there is so much hatred and misogyny bubbling under the surface. Some people like to throw the PC word around just because they do not feel they need to respect others that are different than themselves. As if treating others like we wish to be treated is a horrible thing. P.S. Just because some folks here do not recognize transphobic comments as insulting, they are just as offensive as if bigots were spouting racial slurs.
  
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