Junkyard Find: 1985 Mercury Grand Marquis LS Colony Park Station Wagon

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

The popularity of the full-size station wagon went into steep decline during the course of the 1980s, thanks to competition from minivans and less truck-ish SUVs, and there wasn’t a particularly compelling reason to get a Mercury wagon instead of its near-identical, cheaper Ford sibling, so the 1979-1991 Mercury Grand Marquis Colony Park wagon was uncommon then and near-extinct now. I do see some Ford LTD Country Squires in wrecking yards nowadays— this ’86 woodie and this ’87 woodie, for example— but this Colony Park is the first I’ve seen in at least a decade.

This generation of Colony Park wasn’t quite as majestic as its 1950s and 1960s predecessors, but it also got about twice as many miles per gallon as those barges.

The good old familiar 302-cubic-inch Windsor V8, still fitted with a carburetor in 1985, powered this wagon.

Opera lights!

This fender trim has a very maze-like shape.

Are there little speakers in the steering wheel, or are those holes merely decorative?

The Colorado sun has not been kind to these leather seats.


The Grand Marquis kicked some Buick and Oldsmobile butt, to hear Mercury tell it.










Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Chicagoland Chicagoland on Nov 14, 2014

    With the towing package and Trac Loc rear axle, these drove like sport sedans. I had two of these as project cars, '87 and '90 and they drove better than average full sizers. But rust, gas prices, and unemployment killed the dream of keeping them longer.

    • Ponchoman49 Ponchoman49 on Nov 21, 2014

      Any Panther with this upgrade handled considerably better and was basically a must. GM B- bodies also required the F-41 upgrade for any kind of handling ability and an upgraded rear end and limited slip were also nice upgrades worth seeking out. My buddy had a 1986 Caprice coupe equipped with F-41, gauge package, 305 4BBL, larger P225 tires, limited slip 2.73 rear end and plenty of other goodies and that car drove really well and had enough power to effortlessly keep up with fast pace traffic.

  • Sarah Sarah on Nov 21, 2023

    Where was this.. I need that back seat lol

  • AZFelix What could possibly go wrong with putting your life in the robotic hands of precision crafted and expertly programmed machinery?
  • Orange260z I'm facing the "tire aging out" issue as well - the Conti ECS on my 911 have 2017 date codes but have lots (likely >70%) tread remaining. The tires have spent quite little time in the sun, as the car has become a garage queen and has likely had ~10K kms put on in the last 5 years. I did notice that they were getting harder last year, as the car pushes more in corners and the back end breaks loose under heavy acceleration. I'll have to do a careful inspection for cracks when I get the car out for the summer in the coming weeks.
  • VoGhost Interesting comments. Back in reality, AV is already here, and the experience to date has been that AV is far safer than most drivers. But I guess your "news" didn't tell you that, for some reason.
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